Live Blogging: St. Patrick’s Day 2015

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9:15 a.m. Susan arrives at work wearing several different shades of green once again proving the fact that not all greens go together.

9:26 a.m. Julie throws out customary head of cabbage and accidently knocks Susan unconscious.

9:30 a.m. Entire staff enjoys celebratory bowl of Lucky Charms.

11:00 a.m.  Riverdance flashmob rehearsal.

12:03 p.m. Julie argues both sides of the Great Irish Soda Bread Debate and wins.

1:15 p.m. Susan regains her consciousness.

3:30 p.m. Annual leprechaun word toss.

3:45 p.m. Susan, who is suffering from holiday reassignment affectation disorder, creates a giant four-leaf clover piñata.

5:00 p.m. Imagineering Company releases its acappella version of traditional Irish folk words on iTunes.