Live Super Delayed Blogging from my Desk on Thanksgiving

8:00 a.m. Woke up with phone in hand…realized I had been sleep Twittering again. 

8:01 a.m. Saw the McScarriest balloon at the Macy’s Day Parade. 

8:13 a.m. Was unexpectedly consumed with a desire for fried foods. Texted my fried food therapist for help.

8:14 a.m. Played a game of Which Pilgrim Are You Most Like.

8:20 a.m. Miles Standish….duh.

9:00 a.m. Wondered if I ate faux turkey would I fall into a faux tryptophan coma?

9:05 a.m. Learned that other foods reported to have soporific powers include pork, soybeans and Parmesan. Who knew?

9:28 a.m. Wondered if the average turducken suffers from an identity crisis.

9:48 p.m. Surfed the web for Black Friday Thursday deals.

10:32 a.m. Started reading my Fiscal Cliff Notes. Fell off my chair.

10:58 a.m. Bought a pen that claims it has enough ink to write for 5 miles.

11:01 a.m. Wrote a treatment for an off color politically incorrect meta reality sit com set in East LA called Ho Hos and Ding Dongs.

12:00 p.m. Completed the traditional Thanksgiving 10k food sprint. Tied for third.

12:15 p.m. Calculated the number of calories I consumed less the calories burned composing this blog post.

12:16 p.m. Decided I needed to write faster.